me to my alarm in the morning: I was literally sleeping but go off I guess
Willing to share my blins and smetana, provided you accept my authority
a powerful forest spirit visited my yard 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
c o m e c l o s e r m o r t a l
t e l l m e w h a t y o u m o s t d e s i r e
worst cooks in america is genuinely one of my favorite shows
Iconic. (via hunterschwarz)
You’re A Hazard, Harry
I don’t want to live here anymore
